spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You took a bar mat shot.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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