so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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