Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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