oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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