I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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