Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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