And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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