This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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