What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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