You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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