I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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