I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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