I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I am naked and annoyed.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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