guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
you traded sex for a burrito?
this boner is exhausting
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Randomize
