I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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