coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
