when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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