Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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