The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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