My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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