I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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