i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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