I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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