I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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