My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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