Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
