he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
