me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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