Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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