Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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