i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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