dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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