Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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