i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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