are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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