i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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