Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Someone signed my nipple.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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