I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize
