Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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