His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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