i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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