I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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