even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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