idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Randomize
