I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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