Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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