Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
