do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
We need to rekindle our bromance
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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