I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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