Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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