Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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