Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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