we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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