Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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