kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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