Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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